It seems like the only thing I use this blog for anymore is homework...
Regardless, voila! Bio notes! Now with diagrams copied out of the textbook!
Including a correct version of the gland-hormone-target-action chart! With highlighted things!
NOTE: My apologies for any lack of detail in the the notes about the female reproductive system. And for any weird abbreviations. I have weird shorthand. .... And for misspelling "mineralocorticoids" in the first image. I blame lack of sleep. (Which is a lie because I had plenty of sleep and a two-hour nap today.)
Showing posts with label Images. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Images. Show all posts
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Monday, September 20, 2010
OPEN CALL for Yearbook Design Assistants!!
WANNA MAKE YOUR YEARBOOK MEMORABLE AND AWESOME-LOOKING?
Details below, folks! (OR, click here for a high-resolution printable PDF file.)
Why would we want people to help with Graphic Design? There are a few reasons:
Details below, folks! (OR, click here for a high-resolution printable PDF file.)
Graphic Advisors: You'll be previewing the Yearbook to check for design mistakes and other details
Graphic Designers: You'll be creating designs to decorate our Yearbook with. Digital artists only, please!
Why would we want people to help with Graphic Design? There are a few reasons:
- There are about 140 pages in the Yearbook. Most of the time, these pages are not cohesive and, as a result, look really unprofessional. It is realistically impossible for two people to go through every page and check for design flaws on top of regular course loads and other extra-curriculars.
- You people are brilliant. The more minds = better product. The more Feedback we can get on the Yearbook before it gets out, the more we can improve it.
- We aren't pure-Photoshop experts. Yes, we love arts and crafts and we like to format and design things but at the end of the day, we are only mixed media artists. We can't use just Photoshop to create magnificent Text Art and other graphics from scratch.
- The Yearbook needs people to make it cohesive. I know there are people who just can't stand the look of something unprofessional. I bet some pages in the Yearbook just grind your gears. So make it better. Make it awesome. Join us.
Monday, August 9, 2010
Wildcat Rampant!
Yes, I know I'm probably breaching protocol by releasing super-top-secret yearbook graphics before the school year's even begun... but I haven't done any art in such a long time, so I felt rather happy with how this came out xD
Although,, in Retrospect [-GASP!- Product Placement!], I should probably have added some more stylized whiskery bits at the side...
I was looking for some rampant creatures [y'know, the animals holding up the shield in a Coat of Arms] and for the life of me, I could not find a wildcat [or just a cat] rampant. I found lions, unicorns, tigers, deer, moose, narwhal, fish, heron, cranes, heck! Even winged unicorns and mer-horses! So I was forced to eventually make my own. Thank God it didn't fail, or I'd have had to screw the head of a cat onto a lion.
Why a wildcat rampant? It's for a super-top-secret page of the super-top-secret yearbook... you'll see ;)
Mily and I are, and thank goodness she thought of it, doing some things before the school year starts so Yearbook doesn't Eat Us Up.
Although,, in Retrospect [-GASP!- Product Placement!], I should probably have added some more stylized whiskery bits at the side...
I was looking for some rampant creatures [y'know, the animals holding up the shield in a Coat of Arms] and for the life of me, I could not find a wildcat [or just a cat] rampant. I found lions, unicorns, tigers, deer, moose, narwhal, fish, heron, cranes, heck! Even winged unicorns and mer-horses! So I was forced to eventually make my own. Thank God it didn't fail, or I'd have had to screw the head of a cat onto a lion.
Why a wildcat rampant? It's for a super-top-secret page of the super-top-secret yearbook... you'll see ;)
Mily and I are, and thank goodness she thought of it, doing some things before the school year starts so Yearbook doesn't Eat Us Up.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Finished Phase Three!
Finally. Unfortunately, nothing much has changed for the other fifty gazillion things since my last post...
Background Images used:
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/ske_couch_potato_lg.jpg
http://exercisefitnesshealth.com/images/exercise590.jpg
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/ske_couch_potato_lg.jpg
http://exercisefitnesshealth.com/images/exercise590.jpg
Everything Else:
Microsoft Office ClipArt or my camera xD
Monday, May 17, 2010
Organic Food Packaging
Finally finished the packaging!
Now all that's left to do is the advertisement, the two writeups, the media essay, the media text, the personal response, the bio presentation...... aw, Shaq-a-cat. I'm doomed, aren't I?
Now all that's left to do is the advertisement, the two writeups, the media essay, the media text, the personal response, the bio presentation...... aw, Shaq-a-cat. I'm doomed, aren't I?
Monday, May 3, 2010
Yay Dissection!
Edit: Nevermind. According to Shifa, who just did the dissection exam today (all eleventh-graders do the same exam), you won't need to know the functions of the parts on the exam. Still won't be any reproductive organs because we didn't focus on that body system & almost everyone got a male pig.
After taking a peek at some of the pigs of various groups in the morning bio class, I managed to get down the locations/descriptions of most of the parts.
Mily and Christina have two other versions of this, so if you're feeling like being an overachiever, feel free to cross-reference all three versions...
Anywho, here you go:
After taking a peek at some of the pigs of various groups in the morning bio class, I managed to get down the locations/descriptions of most of the parts.
Mily and Christina have two other versions of this, so if you're feeling like being an overachiever, feel free to cross-reference all three versions...
Anywho, here you go:
Page One
Page Two
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Mr Darling's Chance Calculator Algorithm!
Yes, I made an algorithm for "love." But in my defense, so did a lot of female-targeted magazines! This little toy was originally made to be a feature in the now-dead fourth edition of Miscellanea Magazine. Unfortunately, my laptop went kapoof shortly before school started and it was never fixed. The articles were taken out of the hard drive but by then the Hell known as Grade Eleven had already begun so I had neither the time nor the energy to go around and finish formatting all the articles.
If you'd like to see all of them, here's a link to the .ZIP Archive.
And now, preeeeeeeeeesenting MR DARLING'S CHANCE CALCULATOR ALGORITHM! This took ages to format; all those arrows.... -shudder-
It would be convenient if you first find out whether you're as close to the object of your affections as you think. And keep in mind that Honesty is the Best Policy: be brutally honest, just to be safe--it's better to get a pleasant surprise than shattered, illusions, no?
Enjoy!
If you'd like to see all of them, here's a link to the .ZIP Archive.
And now, preeeeeeeeeesenting MR DARLING'S CHANCE CALCULATOR ALGORITHM! This took ages to format; all those arrows.... -shudder-
It would be convenient if you first find out whether you're as close to the object of your affections as you think. And keep in mind that Honesty is the Best Policy: be brutally honest, just to be safe--it's better to get a pleasant surprise than shattered, illusions, no?
Enjoy!
Monday, April 19, 2010
The Age of Innocence
Last week, I was trying to finish a photojournalism assignment to create a one-photo documentary essay. I chose the social issue of the declining age of innocence in today's youth: they are being exposed to sex, drugs, and violence at ages that used to be absolutely unacceptable for exposure to these things.
Here's the picture I ended up getting:
Today, I was surfing the web and found some absolutely appalling things. Specifically, articles on the incredibly revealing and simply inappropriate things parents are allowing their children to wear these days. Frankly, I'm not a parent--I'm a child myself in many ways--but it doesn't stop these things from disgusting me. Whatever happened to parental responsibility?
One example is this prom dress. It's rather revealing, so I won't post up the actual picture but you get the point. It's shocking, isn't it? That dress was shot with the model wearing it backwards. (Perhaps for shock purposes?) Here's the actual dress--and it's not much better.
The dress is designed to fit girls as young as 14 or 15. Even the design company's CEO admitted that he wouldn't dream of letting his own daughter wear it but, "from a businessman's perspective", he's still willing to market it. It's currently one of the top 20 prom dress designs in America.
I thought that would be the extent of these kinds of things. Apparently, it's not.
Abercrombie and Fitch recently released child thongs. Yes, you heard right. Child thongs. Thongs with phrases like "eye candy" and "wink wink" printed on them! And they fit children within the age range of 8 to 10 perfectly.
According to the company's spokeperson, Hampton Carney, "It's cute and sweet and fun." Ridiculous.
Want more soul-rotting filth? Why not look up "Little Miss Hooters" and "pimp and ho child costumes"?
Little Miss Hooters:

Here's the picture I ended up getting:
Today, I was surfing the web and found some absolutely appalling things. Specifically, articles on the incredibly revealing and simply inappropriate things parents are allowing their children to wear these days. Frankly, I'm not a parent--I'm a child myself in many ways--but it doesn't stop these things from disgusting me. Whatever happened to parental responsibility?
One example is this prom dress. It's rather revealing, so I won't post up the actual picture but you get the point. It's shocking, isn't it? That dress was shot with the model wearing it backwards. (Perhaps for shock purposes?) Here's the actual dress--and it's not much better.
The dress is designed to fit girls as young as 14 or 15. Even the design company's CEO admitted that he wouldn't dream of letting his own daughter wear it but, "from a businessman's perspective", he's still willing to market it. It's currently one of the top 20 prom dress designs in America.
I thought that would be the extent of these kinds of things. Apparently, it's not.
Abercrombie and Fitch recently released child thongs. Yes, you heard right. Child thongs. Thongs with phrases like "eye candy" and "wink wink" printed on them! And they fit children within the age range of 8 to 10 perfectly.
According to the company's spokeperson, Hampton Carney, "It's cute and sweet and fun." Ridiculous.
Want more soul-rotting filth? Why not look up "Little Miss Hooters" and "pimp and ho child costumes"?
Little Miss Hooters:
The contest is for girls 5 and under, and will require they be dressed in little orange spandex shorts, and a tied up Hooters t-shirt.Pimp and Ho Costumes:
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