Wildcat Rampant!

Yes, I know I'm probably breaching protocol by releasing super-top-secret yearbook graphics before the school year's even begun... but I haven't done any art in such a long time, so I felt rather happy with how this came out xD

Although,, in Retrospect [-GASP!- Product Placement!], I should probably have added some more stylized whiskery bits at the side...

I was looking for some rampant creatures [y'know, the animals holding up the shield in a Coat of Arms] and for the life of me, I could not find a wildcat [or just a cat] rampant. I found lions, unicorns, tigers, deer, moose, narwhal, fish, heron, cranes, heck! Even winged unicorns and mer-horses! So I was forced to eventually make my own. Thank God it didn't fail, or I'd have had to screw the head of a cat onto a lion.

Why a wildcat rampant? It's for a super-top-secret page of the super-top-secret yearbook... you'll see ;)

Mily and I are, and thank goodness she thought of it, doing some things before the school year starts so Yearbook doesn't Eat Us Up.

Mr Darling's Chance Calculator Algorithm!

Yes, I made an algorithm for "love." But in my defense, so did a lot of female-targeted magazines! This little toy was originally made to be a feature in the now-dead fourth edition of Miscellanea Magazine. Unfortunately, my laptop went kapoof shortly before school started and it was never fixed. The articles were taken out of the hard drive but by then the Hell known as Grade Eleven had already begun so I had neither the time nor the energy to go around and finish formatting all the articles.


If you'd like to see all of them, here's a link to the .ZIP Archive.


And now, preeeeeeeeeesenting MR DARLING'S CHANCE CALCULATOR ALGORITHM! This took ages to format; all those arrows.... -shudder-

It would be convenient if you first find out whether you're as close to the object of your affections as you think. And keep in mind that Honesty is the Best Policy: be brutally honest, just to be safe--it's better to get a pleasant surprise than shattered, illusions, no?

Enjoy!

See this Algorithm in Full Size!